My Goodness…There’s a Mess in Miami!

The Miami Dolphins have an absolute mess on their hands.

Forget the old ‘gimme your lunch money’ bullying that used to take place in schools all across the country years ago, the Miami Dolphins are allegedly taking ‘strong-arming’ to brand new heights.

Reports out of South Beach now say that many veteran Miami Dolphins players have forced their younger teammates to dig into their pockets to finance their own excursions or expensive meals. Reportedly, one young Dolphins player is nearly broke because of these happenings, which, I can assure you, will end swiftly – and harshly – for any player caught in the league’s stunningly accurate crosshairs.